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ego karaboleutei mono ta PRADA!!!!!!edo k poly kairo...kokkalina,sport,kirile ap'ola exei o baxeS!!;-)

thnx m8!!!!..k ego to idio pisteuo..alla ok thn epomenh fora 8a kano mia prospa8eia gia eidos metafrashs..ama do omos oti dne bgainei kalo to anekdoto den 8a to valo kan!:O :cool: :ninja:

mhpos k apisteuta mousantenio????!?!?!?!?!...ean kapios bei sthn diadikasia na paixei tropetaki alagh sto caro tu....xoris na psaxtei k sta alla merh tu autkinitu ktl...(frena,''anapnoes'' autokinitu,kibotia ktl)..tote mallon dne exei synesh k syneidisi sto ti mporei na pa8ei k na pai8ei genikotera:mad: !!! mises doulies sta koutourou pu lene k sto xorio mu!!!!!

etsi akrivos isolde!!!!!!...exalou k ''o dromos pros thn I8aki'' exei thn shmasia tu!;-) ante re gamoto na ftiaxei kapos o kairos na pame k emeis na paixume kamia partida!!!!!....apo kairo to 8elo k synexos to anavalo!

etsi einai!!..k auto pu eixe h TIm kata pasa pi8anotita einia to ''aplo'' v3... exalou to v3i dne exei er8ei akoma Ellada!..k ean 8ymami kala edo msea sto post exei anafer8ei oti san arxiki timi 8a kymainetai gyro sta 400e

pantos oti apotelesma na exie o telikos..sta sigura tu axizun xilia bravoooo!!!!!fingers crossed na ta kataferei k ekei!!!!;-)

etsi akrivos!!! ego tulaxisotn prosopika..se ola mu ta kinita thn proth fortisi thn kano kana 10-12oro!!!etsi gi ana xypnisei pu lene(oxi oti paizei pleon trelo rolo..)...k mia sto toso afhno telios na ekfortistei h bat k na thn fortiso xana me kleisto kinito!!! pantos poly shmantiko rolo paizei k o protos kyklos fortiseon gia na mporeseis na deis thn full diarkeia ths ekastote batarias su!!!(sini8os 4-5 fortiseis!):)

:cry: :shifty: :blink: proini zalada!!!! kalimera!!!!!mesa eisai filtate!!!!!...alla ama synexiseis etsi me blepo na poulao k to spiti gia party tus!!!!!:lol: :p :lol: ...pantos pragmatika exeis brei akrivos to styl pu mu aresei.....sthn tseph mu den aresei ka8olou!!!!!(as elpisume pros to paron tulaxiston!!xexexexe!)

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

>The wife comes home early &finds her husband in their master bedroom making >love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! > > "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do >this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this >house, I want a divorce!" > > The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least >listen to what happened" > > "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. >But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!" > > The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this >young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and >allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed >and very dirty. She mentioned that at she had not eaten for 3 days. With >great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I >made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll >gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them." > > "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. >While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes >so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair >of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear >because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave >you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste." > >"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you >will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that >you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you >saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." > >The husband continues his story . . . . . > > "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. >When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her >eyes, she asks me: > >"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?" > >

toso super einia h o8oni tu v3x?!?!?!dne to exo piasei akoma sta xeria mu k dne exo idea ti leei... exie kaliterh analysi apo 176x220?;-)

ean dne apatomai apo 8000$...tora gia Elladitsa dne exo idea!:(

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) pu na ton deis me UBoat pu skeftetai an parei!!!!!!!...panic!!!!!:cool:

etsi bravo ghostdoc..giauto milusa k ego!!!AKRIVOS auto!!!..apla panemorfo!!!!....:O

akrivos!!!! se mauro omos einai.....koukla..... se kana allo xroma(pu eixes sto periodiko sto meeting) akoma perissotero 8a deixnei!!!poly kalo roloi...k ean 8ymamai k apthn lista pu eixe postarei o Dimatha...k oxi mono se omorfia alla k se istoria,mhxanimso ktl;-) (p.s.: Dimtha file mu ta leo auta na se anevaso mpas k arxiseis na xanareseis sthn kopelia su!!!-----bash enos previous post su!!xexexexe)

axaxaxaxaaxaxax......auth h tapeinofronisi su re Dimatha me skotonei!!!!....kalo Zoro...paizei k to moro h Zeta Jones:O :shifty:

file georgehh se blepo na exeis varesei biela me ta corum!!!ontos exei merika pu einia mourlia!!!!.. p.s.: proteino na alaxeis nick k na to kanies: geohh-corum h kait tetoio telos panton!!!;-))))))))0 su euxomai mesa apthn kardia mu mate na mporeseis na to apoktiseis mia mera(opos k oloi edo mesa to roloi ths kardias mas)

file mpes sto site k des k to IWC den to les me tpt asximo pantos!!!!

to xero apla xeka8arisa ston Dimatha oti den einai uniratteral oute sto Breitling!;-)

ton blepo pantos na me prolavainei sto xalara o bro su...ante ante pestu na kanei kinisi na dume to roloi sto forum ktl na mprizo8ume kanonika!!!!!..kala to power reserve einia sketh koukla!!!!...aaa re plaka pu exume pa8ei... thnx file;-)

asta na pane file mu ontos gamata!!!!...re sy pu to eides to portugese me 4000e..ego koitaxa ta diafora sitek dne paizei me tpt kati toso fthno..mhpos leme gia to portofino h kana allo...pantos exei k ta classica kommatia ths IWc gyro sto 3000e source: http://www.watchesplanet.com

file marketer..kaliterh apanthsh dne mporuses na mu doseis!!!!!...akrivos etsi elega na to kano k ego...giati ontos mia tetoia ependysh(giati etsi to blepo ego!!!) 8elei orimi skepsh k fysika na akous thn kardia sou!!!;-)))) ante tora pali sto merokamato mpas k kanume kamia oikonomia k brume ta fraga!;-pppppppp

aaa naii naii..xaxaxa.thnx!!;-p

Μια οικογένεια κάθεται στο τραπέζι για το βραδινό φαγητό. Ο γιος ρωτά τον πατέρα του. -Μπαμπάς, πόσα είδη από γυναικεία στήθη υπάρχουν; Ο πατέρας, έκπληκτος, απαντά: -Γιε μου υπάρχουν τρία είδη στήθη ανάλογα με την ηλικία της γυναίκας. Στα 20 χρόνια, τα στήθη των γυναικών είναι όπως τα πεπόνια, στρογγυλά και στητά. Στα 30 και στα 40, είναι όπως τα αχλάδια, εξακολουθούν να είναι όμορφα αλλά είναι και λίγο πεσμένα. Μετά από τα 50, είναι σαν τα κρεμμύδια. -Τα κρεμμύδια; -Ναι, τα βλέπεις και βάζεις τα... κλάματα! Αυτό εξαγρίωσε τη σύζυγο και την κόρη που άκουγαν. Λέει λοιπόν η κόρη στη μαμά: -Μαμά, πόσα είδη από ανδρικά «πουλιά» υπάρχουν; Η μητέρα, έκπληκτη, χαμογελά κοιτάζει την κόρη της και απαντά: -Κόρη μου υπάρχουν τρία είδη «πουλιά» ανάλογα με την ηλικία του άντρα. Στα 20, το «πουλί» είναι σαν την βελανιδιά, γερό και σκληρό. Στα 30 και στα 40 του, είναι σαν την λυγαριά, εύκαμπτο αλλά αξιόπιστο. Μετά τα 50 του, είναι σαν το χριστουγεννιάτικο δέντρο. -Σαν χριστουγεννιάτικο δέντρο; - Ναι, νεκρό από τη ρίζα και με τις μπάλες... διακοσμητικές!!!

kalimera Dimatha me tpt dne parexigisei file mui,aplpa antallasume edo apospeis k ''gnoseis''...oso gia to bezel den 8a to elega oti dinei mia xalarh ais8isi kataskeuhs!!!...isa isa(apta liga pu xero k tleios ebeirika..mporo na po oti to bezel sta rolex mu edine mallon auth thn entyposi k episis mhn xechnas oti sta breitling to bezel den einai uniratteral alla oneway turn!!!)