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re paidia amesos me paisate apton laimo na me fate:p :p ...den antilego apla 8a h8ela ego prosopika na mhn thn eixe....tora ama einia shma katate8en,8a thn anexto...pou an trexo tora ama thn paro na thn bgazo k alles tetoies istoriesssssss:lol: :lol: :lol: :p :ninja: :blink:

mias k pio pano anafer8ike psilo-sygrisi me to panasonic: exo na po oti einia ena omorfo kinitaki poly stylish me medium range xaraktiristika k se timi 230e (ean dne kano la8os) k erxomai k sas kano thn erotisi: ean einia na dia8eso 230e na apro to motorola---dne dino ena 20e parapano na paro to panasonic vs6 pu exei k 2mp kamera...k kati ekatommyria xromata o8onh k megaliterh bat.!?!?!?!??!?! auta einia ta dyskola---sorry ean einai ligo off-topic alla h8ela na to anafero na mu peite k eseis apospeis thnx;-)

Merikes ''xrisimes'' gnoseis: > 1. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China >in 1910. > > 2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great >king from history: > Spades - King David, > Hearts - Charlemagne, > Clubs -Alexander, the Great > Diamonds - Julius Caesar > > 3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 > > 4. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both >front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has >one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received > in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the >person died of natural causes. > > 5. 'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English >language. > > 6. Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? > A. Conception (ΣΎΛΛΗΨΗ). > > 7. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to >go until you could find the letter a ? > A. One thousand. > > 8. Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, >and laser printers all have in common > A. All invented by women. > > 9. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? > A. Honey > > 10. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by >ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the >bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase 'goodnight, sleep tight'. > > 11. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that >for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his >son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and >because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the >honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon. > > 12. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had >consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone >wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King who gave them a >placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The >placard had F**K (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you >know where that word came from. > > 13. Last but not least: In Scotland, a new game was invented. >It was entitled Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden and thus the word >GOLF entered into the English language. >

oraiossssssssssss!!!..na mhn eixe k auth thn asprh lourida akoma kalitero 8a htan....

*Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:* > > > > *40-ish ........................ 49.* > > *Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.* > > *Athletic ................No breasts Average looking .......... Moooo.* > > *Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.* > > *Emotionally Secure ... On medication.* > > *Feminist .................... Fat* > > *Free spirit .................. Junkie* > > *Friendship first .......... Former slut.* > > *New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.* > > *Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.* > > *Open-minded ............. Desperate* > > *Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.* > > *Professional .............. Bitch* > > > > > > > > *WOMEN'S ENGLISH:* > > *1. Yes = No* > > *2. No = Yes* > > *3. Maybe = No* > > *4. We need = I want* > > *5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry* > > *6. We need to talk = you're in trouble* > > *7. Sure, go ahead = you better not* > > *8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of > course, I am upset, you moron!* > > *10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?* > > > > > > *MEN'S ENGLISH:* > > *1. I am hungry = I am hungry* > > *2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy* > > *3. I am tired = I am tired* > > *4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!* > > *5. I love you = Let's have sex now* > > *6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?* > > *7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.* > > *8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.* > > *9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.* > > *10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.* > > *11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay* > ------------------------------ >

@TZAg: poly omorfo to oris pu postares file k titanium ap'oti blepo...poso paei peripu!?!?!?! lete na prolavume ton georgehh prin parei to diko tu na dei k auto san epilogh!?!?!?!?!?!...tora pu 8a ginei k politis!;-ppppppppp

kaloriziko k kaloforeto man to 'mikrouli' sou rologaki!!!!:D :cool:

kalimera...k ego den blepo thn trelh diafora ean skefteis oti plironeis extra k thn karta!!!!....apla h motorola paei na poulisei ena ananeomeno v3 tora pu exei megalh eboriki epityxia me to razor k fysika na epofeli8ei apo auto.... tora den xero ean k efoson meta stamatisei na to bgazei giati skeftomai k ego etsi san k esena alla re gamoto einia pleon palio thl...tulaxisotn 8a exun bgalei ta bug ta opoia eixe...ti na po..... einia apntos ena thl pu axizei kapios na to exei sthn syllogh tu:O

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax!!!!!ontos ontos......poly kalo!;-)

to exo akusei file kapu se ena kinito to eixe enas..milame poly kalo..trelo gelioooooooooooooo!!!!!;-ppp

ok loipon mesa-masa-krasokatanixi k ego!!!!...(na do pos 8a epipleoun ta rologakia mas mesa sta ladolemona k ta tzatzikia!!!!;-pppppppppp)

kalispera...fysika file mu k eimia mesa to rotas??!?!k gia masa k krasokatanixi ktl!!!!! ego 8a leipo 15-19...opote afu dne boleuiei k ton redcon to kanume stis 11 tu mhna h kapia allh mera...gia na mporesun oloi.... as pume protaseis k blepume!

ean milame gia to parapano Oris ta 8erma mu synxarittiria poly omorfo k se poly kalh timi telika!!!!ante ante k opos eipes k esy me geia su!!!;-pp

xxaxaaxaxax...a re ghostdoc...panta kaustikos!!!!!!!!LOL! To 104 ontos poly oraio....ante na dume tora o gerolykos ean ot xtypisei ti louraki 8a paei na brei...ekei 8a einia o epomenos ''ponokefalos'' ;-)

Funny...! Ο Κωστίκας είναι στον αέρα με το F-16 και ξαφνικά έχει κάποιο πρόβλημα. Στέλνει σήμα στον πύργο ελέγχου. Εδώ Κωστίκας από F-16 έχω πρόβλημα με το πηδάλιο και θα εκτοξευθώ με το κάθισμα. Aπό πύργο έλεγχου: - Δώσε μας το ύψος και την θέση σου. Κωστίκας: - Είμαι 1.85 και βρίσκομαι στο μπροστινό κάθισμα...! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>Μαντινάδα φρέσκια από Ρέθυμνο : >>> >>>Εμένα η γρίπη των πουλιών >>>μ' έχει προβληματίσει >>>μη μου ψοφήσει το πουλί >>>που μου δωσε η φύση !! >>>

amorphis thnx a lot!;-)

*The President and The *Queen* George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle. The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime Minister in here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty..." The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!" "Yes! Very good!" says the Queen. Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one." Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!" Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell." Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

kapios gia ta parapano???!?!?!!??!

Πρόβλημα στο αεροπλάνο Σκηνικό στο cockpit ενός αεροπλάνου: - Πιλότος προς πύργο ελέγχου... πιλότος προς πύργο ελέγχου... Βρίσκομαι στα 2000 πόδια ύψος και η στεριά είναι 400 χιλιόμετρα μακριά. Δεν έχω σταγόνα καύσιμα. Δώστε μου οδηγίες. - Πύργος ελέγχου προς πιλότο... Πύργος ελέγχου προς πιλότο... Επανέλαβε μετά από μένα: "Πάτερ ημών, ο έν τοις ουρανοίς..."

ee gia arxh ti perimenes fthnotero...pontarei sthn emporiki epityxia tu progenesterou..opote....isos se ligo kairo pesei k h timula...ase na perasun k oi 'paidikes' as8eneies k blepoume...

freak dne exo tetoia kolimata..analoga thn fash...k to pu briskomai...pantos pistepse me..paizei k aptis 2 pleures..PANTOTE!!!..ti to pio omorfo na peripoihse ton allon k antistrofa?!!!:cool: :O :shifty:

ONTOS!!!!!...tu axizun polla synxaritiria k mono pu eftase mexri ekei!!!...k pali bravo tu!!!!!!!!....panta tetoia!!!!'-)

kalimera, emena pantos to proino mu analoga thn mera k thn fash pu eimai poikilei: ean exo xrono mporei an fao kana tost h cornflakes,xymo k gala... apthn allh ean biazomai kana kafe filtrou sto podi..kana galliko krouasan k exo pathn porta.....h kana xymo k oti exei meinei apo x8es apo glyko ktl k telos loukkouleio geuma ean xypnao me to moro sthn agalia mu!!!;-pppp

ee tote mia xara k kaloriziko k kaloforeto!!!!:lol: sovara tora nomiozo poly kalh epilogh -apata pio omorfa ths seiras!!!!...