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To deutero exei la8os upotitlous....kammia sxesh....unreal prospa8ei na paiksei to paidi....

Gia katoiko ekswterikou kserei kaneis ti apodeikseis xreiazonte kai pws ginete auto? Den exw ellhnikh upikotita alla o pateras mou einai ellhnas kai 8elw na kserw an parw thn upikotita, ti dikaiologitika xreiazonte gia na exw meiomenh 8iteia Episis, exw spoudasei Naupigikh. An parw thn upikotita, poso pi8anon to blepete na paw nautiko? Allh mia erwthsh, se sxesh me ta I1-I5. Exw problhma sth mesh (metatopish diskou sthn spondilikh stilh)...alla kai problhma me tous sundesmous stous astragalous. Se poia katigoria 8a me baloun logika kai ti 8a simainei? Euxaristo ek twn proterwn. Auta ta rwtaw giati 8elw na er8w ellada gia douleia, kai exw Amerikanikh kai Germanikh ipikotita, kai rwtaw an einai duskolo na doulepsw ws allodapos, tote isws me sumferei na parw upikotita. Ola auta mono an o Germanikos stratos mou steilei gramma na paw h strato h na kanw e8elontismo 9 mines, an tixei kai doulepsw me to Germaniko diabatirio sthn Ellada. Me to Amerikaniko logika de me sumferei etsi?

Teleios! Polu kales plirofories.

Kala re paidia mas douleuete? Prwton polla apo auta einai polu xeiropiasta gia arketous (ektos apo kati lambo kai slr/sl66amg kai tetoia). Alla peran autou....o 8eos einai polu xeiropiastos e? Otan les "8eo" ennoeis to amaksi twn oneirwn sou...oxi auto pou 8a pas na agoraseis aurio kai 8a mpeis ligo pio ba8ia sthn tsepoula....alla arketous tous antexei anyway.

Loipon...exw nea gia ektelonismo. Na ekteloniseis monos sou sthn Ellada einai polu duskolo giati apla de mporeis na pareis ta xartia pou xreiazese apo thn antiprosopeia giati me ka8e autokinito pou ferneis autoi xanoun lefta, kai etsi prepei na exeis ta mesa kai me kompines perneis ta xartia. Auta ta xartia einai pio eukola na ta pareis sto Belgio, giauto kai elega auto me to Belgio. O foros ekei einai 21%, alla upologizete me to timologio kai oxi me thn aksiologish opos sthn ellada. Sthn Germania einai 16%, kai ekei sto timologio. Emeis telika plirwsame foro Germaniko, alla balame pinakides prosorines Belgikes(enos minos) gia na kanoume twra ton ektelonismo (to 50%, alla exei kai thn ekptosh tou 7-14%) To na fereis to autokinito apo Amerikh sto ploio 8a parei 4 bdomades peripou, kai 8a stixisei peripou 1000 euro. Ena polu simantiko kommati pou ksexasa einai oti gia eks amerikhs amaksia....prepei na plirwseis ena extra 10% foro eisagwghs sthn Eurwph, kai to plirwneis opou nane. Ara sumferei se xwra opos Belgio kai Germania opou einai bash tou timologiou pou mporei na einai polu xamilotero apo thn aksia. Bebaia, an einai upoerbolika xamilo me skopo na klepeis forous (px 10000 anti gia 30000) tote 8a to psaksoun kai 8a baloun dikh tous aksia. Allo ena kostos gia eurwph kai amerikh einai to taksidi h h metafora apo Germania/Belgio - Ellada. H benzinh, eisitiria, kai diodia, bgainoun sunolo panw apo 500euro. Ara sunolo 8a mas bgei se autokinito opou edw kanei 110000 kainourgio, 6minou panw apo 85000....emas pleon 6minou alla to pirame kanourgio...mono 55000euro! Mas kostise kai perissotera afou to ferame ellada, kai twra to ksanapigame Belgio, kai etsi pige ena ektra 2000euro to extra pigene-ela. To poulame an 8eloume twra kai bgazoume kerdos toulaxiston 25000euro! Sumferei me ta xilia!

Apo oti kserw antikes den plirwneis forous kai taksinomish, alla bazeis pinakides gia antika me ties opoies epitrepete mono se diametro 25km apo to spiti sou (pou an to skefteis arketa einai)...prepei na uparxoun kai merika alla tetoia limitations/restrictions ta opoia den kserw

Nai to diabasa kai egw kati paromoio oti mas stelnoun sto europaiko dikastirio gia to telos taksinomisis kai ton tropo upologishs tou....alla kai epidi h ELPA plirwnei forous enw den prepei.

apo SUV....Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT-8 (pou euelpistw na exw ws to kalokairo...gia twra arkoume sto limited 5.7L mou)....alla kai to Q7 pou anupomonw na bgei.....kai apo lux to Land Rover supercharged (oxi to sport) Bugatti Veiron Ferrari F-40 Audi RS4 kai genika ola ta RS pou exoun bgei pota (alla kai ta S me ekseresh to S3)....basika eimai Audi fan ara ti lew twra.... Wraio kainourgio amerikaniko to Dodge Charger SRT, opos kai to Mustang SVT Apo klassika.....to AC Cobra! Apla teleio! as balw kai kammia bmw kai benz mesa.....8a pw thn SL, M5, 850 CSI, series 6

Opos eipa de kserw akoma polles leptomereies proton ta ekane o pateras mou ta perissotera ta oikonomika, kai deuteron apo thn allh bdomada paw belgio 8a ma8w perissotera. Pantws apo oti katalaba de paei panw apo 3000$ to olo 8ema an baleis ola ta eksoda apostolhs, xartia, pinakides, benzines apo belgio-ellada, klp. To kostos eksartate apo to ka8e autokinito. Oso pio bari kai pio megalo toso pio polu to poso pou 8a plirwseis. 8a kserw sigoura telos ths allhs bdomadas. Xartia pou zitane, 8es mono thn apodeiksh agoras kai to titlo idioktisias. Prosoxh gia eks-amerikhs: den ginete na bgei apo thn xwra to amaksi an einai se financing/daneio to opoio den exei kseplirw8ei plirws. Diladi den bgainei eksw an den exeis to titlo sto onoma sou. Also, apo oti katalaba sto Belgio o foros aksiologeite me thn apodeiksh agoras. An diladi baleis sthn apodeiksh pio liga 8a plirwseis kai pio liga. An o allos to poulaei 5000 me aksia 10000, 8a plirwseis sta 5 oxi sta 10 opos sthn ellada. Den eimai 100% sigouras alla etsi prepei na einai. Ara an ontos einai etsi opos exw katalabei, ki as einai 2% pio panw o foros sto belgio, sunolo mporeis na plirwseis arketa pio ligo foro apo oti sthn Ellada an to exeis parei se idiaiterh timh to amaksi h genika to piresxamilotera apo oti to aksiologoun sthn ellada.

Sthn Germania einai pio duskolo to 8ema. Se kratane sto teloneio pio polu, kai sou dinoun adeia pio duskola. Kserw kai fores pou den epetrepsan to amaksi apo amerikh na mpei sthn Germania. De 8a pas mono ekei pou exei pio xamilo foro. Emeis apo Belgio, thn hmera pou eftase to autokinito sto limani...thn idia mera hmastan sto dromo ths epistrofhs! Sthn germania 8a eperne kamia bdomada parapanw, kai 8a mas ekanan kai problhmata. Kai ola auta, fantasou, me Germaniko diabatirio pou exw kai pappou germano na menei ekei! To psaksame kai brikame oti mas simfere Belgio, ki as plirwsame ligo parapanw foro. H germania sumferei an agoraseis autokinito apo germania! Alla kai ekei akoma se sumferei na to fereis apo amerikh polles fores kai na to pas belgio. An proseksete times, akoma kai ena X5 px, to na to fereis apo amerikh kai na plirwseis 21% foro sto belgio, 8a sou bgei pio ftino apo thn timh xwris na exeis plirwsei to FPA sthn germania, kirios logo ths diaforas euro-dollariou. Gia eisagwgh apo Amerikh, sumferei to Belgio, opou se mia mera mesa sou dinoun zoll, kai sikwnese kai febgeis. Metoikesia to pronomio einai sto teloneio. Oxi sto FPA, an den kanw la8os. FPA 8a plirwseis kanonika sthn EE nomizw. Auto pou ferame htan tou patera mou. Egw mporw na to ferw me metoikesia apo Amerikh sto diko mou onoma, kai 8a to kanw se 2-3 xronia otan epistrepsw ellada.

FPA plirwneis kai sthn eurwph! Emeis idi exoume plirwsei sthn amerikh, kai twra prepei na plirwsoume sto Belgio apo opou to fernoume. Alla ekei o foros einai 5%, kai ton plirwsame giati htan kainourgio kai tou balame amerikanikes pinakides gia arxh. Gia na bgei apo thn xwra xwris pinakides amerikanikes prepei na eiai 6 mines metaxeirismeno. Etsi an 8es na agoraseis amaksi xwris na plirwseis foro kai sthn amerikh, tote to perneis metaxeirismeno me 6 mines h 7000km kai to stelneis apo ton agorasth me fortigo amesos sto ploio. To autokinito 8a kostisei $1000-1800 na paei analogos to baros tou. To LAredo 8a sou bgei pio akribo. Emeis plirwsame kai parapanw giati to pigame Belgio. Gia ellada htan 1300 kai belgio 1500. Alla epidi 8elame na er8oume me amerikanikes pinakides, h na baloume europaikes Zoll, de mporeis na mpeis ellada amesws 8a se kratisoun tetoneio kai 8a se skisoun, enw to Belgio einai h pio eukolh xwra gia eisagwgh kai metatroph se Zoll, me 21% foro.

Exw ena grand cherokee me DVD GPS navigation ergostasiako, alla exei to amerikaniko/canadeziko DVD. Yparxei kapoio DVD pou na mporw na balw gia Ellada?

Egw efera apo amerikh Jeep kai to pigame prwta Belgio kai meta odikos Ellada. Kratisame pinakides amerikanikes ws twra pou perase to 6mino, opou twra to amaksi einai Belgio gia na baloume zoll pinakides, kai meta 8a to ksanagirisoume kai 8a baloume ellhnikes. Ekei to FPA einai 21% enanti 19%, alla einai polu pio eukolh h diadikasia. Apo deutera 8a kserw pws akribos einai h olh diadikasia. Auto pou exw akousei omos einai oti gia amaksi apo Amerikh, pou 8a kostisei 1000-1500 na er8ei eurwph, to Belgio einai h kalhterh lush gia eisagwgh sthn EE.

-O thlefoniths exei xalasei. Eimai to psigeio. Parakalw afiste to minima sas kai 8a to kolisw panw mou. -An eiste oi goneis mou, steilte lefta. An eiste nea omorfh gunaika, exw polla lefta. An eiste h eforia, den exw lefta. An eiste oi filoi mou, mou xrostate lefta.

Mallon den exete katalabei oti to mall pou 8a anoiksei einai MALL....epomenos einai ksexorista ola ta katastimata mesa, me ksexoristous upalilous. Einai apla anti gia na einai eksaplomena ta magazia sth Metaxa ths Glufadas...einai mazemena se 3-4 orofous...THATS IT! An American invention gentlemen.

Kala 8a xareite oti den einai Amerikanika?? Olh h Ellada anyway exei trela8ei me thn Amerikh: Ola ta amerikanika jeep ksafnika, fridays kai applebees, ta Abercrombie, etc. Sorry alla auto pou deixnete einai ena aploustato mega-mall. Tetoia malls uparxoun pollapla se ka8e polh sthn Amerikh, kai apo ekei arxisane. Giauto 8a exei mesa kai katastimata pou exoun ta malls sthn amerikh...opos 8a er8ei to Ruby Tuesdays gia paradeigma pou einai to kalhtero version tou applebees kai fridays. Kai polu wraio...8a exei Hooters!

Paradexome oti eimai ratsistis (kurios me maurous amerikanous)...alla auto den einai kai polu asteio...tosa kai tosa me albanous uparxoun asteia...auto sorry pou to lew alla einai mpourda.

Edw kai mia bdomada exw thn Chrome apo Azzaro....teleia! Kai aresei poluuuuuu stis gunaikes! Isws twra na mh foraw sxedon sinexeia thn Aqua di Gio mou opos kanw 2 xronia twra.

Pagoto mint chocolate chip!!...kai peanut-butter (fustikoboutiro) me sokolata....kai cookie-dough...ta opoia bebaia den ta exw brei ellada pou8ena!! Apisteuto pagoto exei sthn Suro se ena magazi sto limani...de 8umame onoma (treis sullabes htan an 8umame kala)

O re mania me to oti me to greeklish xalame ton politismo mas! Na peite auto pou lene merikoi oti den exoun sini8isei sta greeklish kai kourazonte na ta diabazoun entaksei...na to dextw (egw apo thn allh pio grhgora diabazw greeklish...genika omos ta agglika einai h prwth mou glwssa kai meta ta ellhnika) Opos 8elei o ka8enas epikoinwnei! H glwssa einai epikinonia, kai to greeklish einai ena evolution...opos kai ta nea ellhnika htan sta arxaia, h h ka8areuousa kai ola ta loipa. Apo pou kai ws pou ftinoume sta kokkala progonon? Auth h logikh einai idia me thn logikh pou exoun goneis gia thn mousikh twn paidiwn tous, otan thn idia akribws stash eixa oi dikoi tous goneis palia gia thn dikh tous mousikh. Auto pou isws einai ftisimo sta kokkala progonon einai auto pou ginete me to FYROM/Macedonia kai alla tetoia diafora. To greeklish einai enas neos tropos grafhs pou 8a ekselix8ei. Tis idies lekseis xrisimopoioume, apla me diaforetika grammata. Opos kai sta nea ellhnika den exoun politoniko sistima opos sta arxaia, gia logous aplopoihshs! Pou to problhma? An ola ta keimena pou uparxoun sta ellhnika metagrafoun se greeklish de nomizw na xasoun to noima tous, epomenos h logikh ths katastrofhs tou politismou einai aploustata mpourda pou lene merika kollimena muala!

Ta metaforika apo Amerikh einai ligotero apo $2000

8elw na ferw ena kainourgio grand cherokee apo amerikh. Ta metaforika ta exw brei, 8a to steilw italia kai apo ekei ellada. To 8ema einai an leei na to ektelonisw h na to kratisw me amerikanikes pinakides, mias kai exw kai amerikaniko diabatirio, kai amerikanikh adeia odigishs, alla kai 8ewroume monimos katoikos amerikhs. Leei na to kratisw me amerikanikes pinakides? Ti 8a plirwsw etsi? 8a mporw na to asfalisw twra pou allakse nomos gia thn asfaleia? O pateras mou exei 3 paidia....8ewreite poluteknos se auth th lista tou car? To amaksi einai 5.7L, epomenos de pianei h ekseresh twn metoikountwn ews 2000cc

To antriko de maresei....alla opoia gunaika foraei to gunaikio me exei sta podia ths, ki as mhn einai wraia! To mirizw apo makria (sta 2 metra +) kai menw epitopou! Eilikrina stamataw kai pernw ba8eia anapnoh otan to mirizw auto to arwma! Axxxx! Me trelainei! Enw apo thn allh, kai h pio omorfh gunaika tou kosmou na einai, an foraei to Angel, ante gia!...kalhtera na brwmaei udrota!

kala kala...8a to skeftw...an se petixw mukono sou kanw an 8es

Oxi, giati mou ti les gia ta sandalia mou! :p