George_Kont

Σε ευχαριστώ φίλε. Το μελέτησα το θέμα. Εάν προσέξεις το ματάκι το dvd είναι λίγο πιο πάνω. Ετσι όταν βιαστηκά βάζεις ένα δίσκο μέσα και ειδικά λοξά τότε βρίσκει. Ευχαριστώ και πάλι για την οδηγία. Θα το πάω ο ίδιος αφού καταγράψω τα στοιχεία. Και ειδικά εάν τους πώ ότι είμαι από βόλο ε???? το έχασα το laptop???? :cry: :cry: :cry: Να είσαι καλά.. :rolleyes:

Δοκίμασε να αλλάξεις το μέγεθος του pagefile. Σύμφωνα με τα βιβλία πρέπει να μέγιστο όριο να είναι το 3πλάσιο της συνολικής μνήμης του Η/Υ. Σε τί λειτουργικό ΄δουλεύει?????

Καλημέρα. Εδώ και δύο ημέρες αντιμετωπίζω ένα σοβαρό πρόβλημα με το PIONERR DVD-RW (DVR-K12RA). Είναι ''επάνω'' σε laptop το ACER ASPIRE 1610 (1613 LMi). Δεν έχω πειράξει τίποτα, το συγκεκριμένο Laptop το έχω μόνο για mp3 (μουσική για ραδιοφωνικό σταθμό και καφέ). Εκεί που έκανα τα mp3 μου και έγραφα τα dvd μου ξαφνικά δεν διαβάζει τίποτα και όταν βάζω cd ή dvd ακούγεται σαν τρακτέρ. Δεν φαίνεται για πρόβλημα λειτουργικού αλλά για HARAWARE. Να το πάω πίσω στο πλαίσιο για επισκευή?? Είναι ακόμα στην εγγύηση. Το έχω οκτώ (8) μήνες. :confused:

Δοκίμασε το Library Manager. Κατέβασέ το από εδώ http://www.tucows.com/preview/296512.html

Συμφωνό. :whistle:

Μακάρι. Για το WINDOCTOR για κοίτα εδώ http://www.symantec.com/search/. Δώσε windoctor να ψάξει. :happy: Εαν δεν βρείς τίποτα δοκίμασε αυτό http://www2.nohold.net/noHoldCust502/Prod_2/KnowledgePortal/KPScripts/frameskp.asp?sid=6200698&ds=nh22.nohold.net

Ψάχνωντας τελευταία για προγραμματάκια επεξεργασίας FLASH βρήκα αυτό. http://www.bigwebmaster.com/Flash/Software/

50 ways to confuse, worry, or just scare the bejeezus out of people in the Computer Lab by Daniel T. Blue, III ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour. 4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. 5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. 6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again. 7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk. 8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files. 9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know. 10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on. 11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously. 12. Type on the VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing. 13. Enter the lab,undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing. 14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting. 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot." 16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease" and scream "YES!" when it finishes. 17. "DISK FIGHT!!!" 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends). 19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. 20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required. 21. Draw a pictue of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless. 22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor. 23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is. 24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line. 25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you. 26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger. 27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave. 28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you. 29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic. 30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions. 31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working. 32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking. 33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way. 34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse. 35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & take it. 36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun. 37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best. 38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab. 39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does your delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave. 40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.) 41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go. 42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time." and calmly start to type again. 43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them. 44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hangup before they geta chance to figure out you're a total stranger. 45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost. 46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work. 47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!" and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out. 48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type. 49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week". 50. Two words: Tesla Coil. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anke Bodzin, 1994-04-11, 1995-09-13 http://macedonia.uom.gr/~tef/spam/fun-in-the-computer-lab.txt

Θα περιμένουμε να δούμε με αγωνία. Να δούμε σε πιο σημείο μπορεί να φτάσει μια ''εταιρεία'' για 10 EURO. :mad:

Δεν έχουν καμμία διαφορά παρά μόνο σε ελέχιστες υπηρεσίες. Οι συσκευές που έχεις δουλεύουν? Βρήκες οδηγούς??? Είναι ένα πρόβλημα που έχουν τα 2000.

Να τα έχεις και τα δύο προγράμματα να τρέχουν. Το καθένα βρίσκει και έχει και κάτι διαφορετικό. Δεν δημιουργούν κανένα πρόβλημα.

Τώρα βάλαν dialer για pay by phone>>> χα χα χα χα χα χα. Αστους να χτυπιούνται How can I pay? a) They pay bar. In addition you bring a form of us with the desired loading sum to a branch to the German bank AG. b) They transfer the desired boost to our account. c) If you are at least 18 years old, we deduct also the boost of your account. d) They can pay also by credit card. We accept VISAS, Mastercard and American express.

Το έχω το πρόγραμμα και δουλεύει άψογα. Απλά θέλει υπομονή. Κατεβάζει σχεδόν τα πάντα. Νομίζω στο τεύχος του computer για όλους του ΝΟΕ είχε και άλλα προγράμματα Free για αυτή τη δουλειά.

Για κοίτα εδώ: http://www.lawnet.gr/lawnet/meletes/meletes.asp?PageLabel=3&MeletID=90. Μην φοβάσε. Δεν μπορούν να σου κάνουν τίποτα. Αγνόησέ τους. Σκέψου. Οταν έκανες την εγγραφή σου στο site τα sms ήταν free ετσι; Τώρα από ότι γνωρίζω τα free sms από το internet κόπηκαν. Αυτοί οι κ@ρ@γκιοζηδ@ς, δεν έχουν σε κάποια βάση δεδομένων τους την ημερομηνία εγγραφής σου στο site???? . Την έχουν. Επίσης δεν έχουν την πολιτική που ίσχυε τότε (δωρεάν sms κ.α). Την έχουν. Απλά, από ότι καταλαβαίνω θέλαν ''θύματα''. Στείλε στην αρχή free sms και μετά από καιρό που θα αλλάξουμε πολιτική και θα έχουμε τόσα ''θύματα'' χρέωσέ τους. ΤΙ ΛΕΣ ΤΩΡΑ.... Είμαστε ΕΛΛΗΝΕΣ ΡΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕ... Δεν μπορούν να σου κάνουν τίποτα. Και άφησέ τους να σου στέλνουν μυνήματα. Κράτησέ τα κάπου. Οταν ξεμπλέξεις δημοσιευσέτα (έτσι γράφεται????) (Αλήθεια βάλτε μια αυτόματη διόρθωση στα μυνήματα που στέλνουμαι).... για να γελάσουμε όλοι μαζί. :alien:

Κιτρίνησαν τα princo?????? Δύο περιπτώσεις υπάρχουν. 1. Είναι ΑΕΚ. (ORIGINAL 21, ΑΕΚ - ΟΣΟ ΜΑΣ ΠΙΚΡΑΙΝΕΙΣ ΤΟΣΟ ΜΑ ΠΟΡΩΝΕΙΣ), 2. Τα είχες αφήσει στον ήλιο... :cool: Σοβαρά. Τελικά βράθηκε η καλύτερη μάρκα για DVD? :confused:

Καλημέρα. για κοίτα εδώ http://www.gnu.org/software/gtypist/

Λοιπόν υποβάλλω μια φόρμα την οποία προτείνω να την χρησιμοποιούν οι ''τεχνικοί'' των Η/Υ. Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__ 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__ 7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__ 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__ 9. Have you made it worse? Yes__ 10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__ 11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__ 12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__ 13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__ 14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__ 15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__ 16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself. __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ 17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ l8. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in? __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__ 20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__ 21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__ 22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__ 23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__ 24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__ 25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__ 26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__ 27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unix Humor NOTE : % => user must run C- Shell (csh). $ => user must run Bourne-Shell (sh). % who is my match? No match. % got a light? No match. % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence? Unmatched ". % 'thou shalt not commit adultery' thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % ^How did the^sex change operation go? Modifier failed. % %Vice-President %Vice-President: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. % date me You are not superuser: date not set Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988 % make bottle.open Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop. % make 'heads or tails of all this' Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop. % make light Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop. % make mistake Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop. % make sense Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ar m God ar: God does not exist % rm God rm: God nonexistent % rm -i God rm: remove God? y % ls God God not found % * How would you describe George Bush *: Ambiguous. % set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i Democratic_Platform unreadable % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking" awk: syntax error near line 1 awk: bailing out near line $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink matter matter: cannot create $ "Amelia Earhart" Amelia Earhart: not found $ man -kisses dog dog: nothing appropriate $ lost lost: not found % sccs what bottle can't open bottle (26) $ cat "door: paws too slippery" can't open door: paws too slippery $ cat food_in_tin_cans cat: can't open food_in_tin_cans -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill Gates dies in a car ****dent. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?" St.Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" "I'll leave that up to you." "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased. "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!""Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter. "Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" he asked Bill. Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???" "That was a demo," replied St. Peter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Windows 95 error codes WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger. WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet. WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file. WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong. WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused. WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive. WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware. WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments. WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened. WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full. WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB. WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside. WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside. WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened. WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers. WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ? WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that. WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost. WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure. WinErr: 625 Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for thepast ten minutes. WinErr: 902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, I'm not lying, your monitor is wrong. WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that? WinErr: 72b Memory Error - What? Tell me again. WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: - Although your disk is in perfect condition (I just formatted it), I don't like it any more. WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged and fully optimized, so I had to mess them up and put acouple of hundred .TMP files all over the place. WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or your computer self-destructs. WinErr: 294b BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or I'll show your wife the JPG's you just downloaded. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During the mid- to late-1990s, there was a certain COBOL programmer named Jack. After years of being treated as a technological dinosaur, Jack was finally getting some respect. He'd become a private consultant specialising in Year 2000 conversions. He was working short-term assignments for prestigious companies worldwide. He was working 70-, 80-, and even 90-hour work weeks, but it was worth it. Several years of this relentless, mind-numbing work eventually took its toll on Jack. He had problems sleeping due to Year 2000-related anxiety dreams. It reached a point where even the thought of 2000 nearly made him violent. He must have suffered a breakdown, because all he could think about was how he could avoid the Year 2000 problem. In a desperate effort, Jack contacted a cryogenics company and made a deal to have himself frozen until March 15th, 2000. This was a very expensive process and totally automated. He was thrilled. The next thing he'd experience would be waking up in 2000; after the New Year celebrations and computer debacles; after the leap day. Nothing else to worry about except getting on with life. He was put into his cryogenic receptacle, the technicians set the revive date, he was given injections to slow his heartbeat to a bare minimum, and that was that. The next thing Jack saw was a very modern room filled with excited people. They were all shouting "It's a miracle" and "He's alive!" There were cameras (unlike any he'd ever seen) and equipment that looked like it came out of a science fiction movie. A spokesperson for the group stepped forward. "Is it over?" Jack asked. "Is 2000 already here?" The spokeperson explained that there had been a problem with the programming of the timer on Jack's cryogenic receptacle---it hadn't been Year 2000-compliant. It was actually 8,000 years later. But he told Jack not to get excited; someone important wanted to speak to him. Suddenly, a wall-sized projection screen displayed the image of a man that looked very much like Bill Gates. This man was Prime Minister of Earth. He told Jack that this was a wonderful time to be alive. There was world peace and no starvation. There were colonies on the moon and Mars. Technology had advanced to such a degree that everyone had virtual reality interfaces that let them contact anyone else on the planet, or to watch any entertainment, or to hear any music recorded anywhere. "That sounds terrific," said Jack. "But why is everybody so interested in me?" "Well," said the Prime Minister. "The year 10,000 is just around the corner, and it says in your files that you know COBOL." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An ambitious I.T. Manager finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. ...at least for a while. A hurricane came unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. Used to 4-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life, and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. One day, as he was lying on the beach, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. It was a rowing boat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. She rowed up to him. In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" "I rowed from the other side of the island," she said, "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. How many of you are there? You were really lucky to have a rowing boat wash up with you." "It's only me," she said, "and the rowing boat didn't wash up, nothing did." He was confused, "Then how did you get the boat?" "Oh, simple." replied the woman "I made the rowing boat out of raw material that I found on the island, the oars were whittled from Gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from Palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But-- but, that's impossible," stuttered the man, "you had no tools or hardware, how did you manage?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman, "on the south side of the island there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware. But, enough of that," she said. "Where do you live?" Sheepishly he confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time. "Well, let's row over to my place, then" she said. After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. As the man looked onto shore he nearly fell out of the boat. Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman tied up the boat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walked into the house, she said casually "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?" "No, no thank you" he said, still dazed, "can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. "Would you like to take a shower and shave, there is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom." No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. There in the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge were fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he mused, "what next?" When he returned, she greeted him wearing nothing but vines --strategically positioned-- and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she began, suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know... " She stared into his eyes. He couldn't believe what he was hearing: "You mean-- ?", he replied, "I can check my e-mail from here?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats. "The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner. "Why so much?" asks the customer. "Because it can program in C," answers the store owner. The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, "That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology." The startled man then asks about the third monkey. "That one costs $3000," answers the store owner. "3000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?" To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Geek Theology In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero. On the first day, he toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and "active low" signals didn't yet exist.) On the second day, God's boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the bit. This being volatile memory, the bit reverted to a 0. And the universe wasn't. God learned the importance of backups and memory refresh, and spent the rest of the day (and his first all-nighter) reinstalling the universe. On the third day, the bit cried "Oh, Lord! If you exist, give me a sign!" And God created rev 2.0 of the bit, even better than the original prototype. Those in Universe Marketing immediately realized that "new and improved" wouldn't do justice to such a grand and glorious creation. And so it was dubbed the Most Significant Bit. Many bits followed, but only one was so honored. On the fourth day, God created a simple ALU with 'add' and 'logical shift' instructions. And the original bit discovered that -- by performing a single shift instruction -- it could become the Most Significant Bit. And God realized the importance of computer security. On the fifth day, God created the first mid-life kicker, rev 2.0 of the ALU, with wonderful features, and said "Forget that add and shift stuff. Go forth and multiply." And God saw that it was good. On the sixth day, God got a bit overconfident, and invented pipelines, register hazards, optimizing compilers, crosstalk, restartable instructions, micro interrupts, race conditions, and propagation delays. Historians have used this to convincingly argue that the sixth day must have been a Monday. On the seventh day, an engineering change introduced Windows into the Universe, and it hasn't worked right since. :D :D :D :D :D :D Κοιτάξτε και εδώ: http://www.mactrainers.com/amt_funnies.html, http://www.internetmanifesto.org/computers.html, http://scott.hayes.org/thoughts/computer_funnies.html, http://www.netrn.net/blog2/archives/2004/01/25/computer-funnies/,. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Τι μαθαίνουμε από το σινεμά: Για τους υπολογιστές Όσο μεγάλη κι αν είναι η πρόταση που θέλετε να γράψετε, δεν χρειάζεται να χρησιμοποιήσετε το spacebar. Όλες οι οθόνες δείχνουν τα γράμματα από 18άρια και πάνω. Μπορείτε να αποκτήσετε πρόσβαση σε οποιαδήποτε πληροφορία θέλετε πληκτρολογώντας την εντολή «Access All of the Secret Files" . Όλοι οι υπολογιστές συνδέονται μεταξύ τους. Ο 'καλός' μπορεί να έχει πρόσβαση στον υπολογιστή του 'κακού' ακόμη κι αν αυτός είναι κλειστός. Δεν χρειάζεται ποτέ να σώσεις αυτό που έχεις γράψει. Μπορείς να μαντέψεις σωστά κάθε password στην τρίτη το πολύ προσπάθεια. Πολύπλοκοι υπολογισμοί και μεταφορά τεραστίων όγκων δεδομένων επιτυγχάνονται σε λιγότερο από τρία δευτερόλεπτα. Η ταχύτητα είναι γύρω στα δύο giga το δευτερόλεπτο. Όποτε κάποιος ηθοποιός κοιτάζει την οθόνη του υπολογιστή, η εικόνα είναι τόσο φωτεινή που προβάλλεται στο πρόσωπό του. Οι υπολογιστές ποτέ δεν κρασάρουν κατά τη διάρκεια σημαντικών διαδικασιών. Οι άνθρωποι που χειρίζονται τους υπολογιστές δεν κάνουν ποτέ λάθη, ακόμη κι όταν βρίσκονται υπό πίεση. Όλες οι εφαρμογές τρέχουν πάντα άψογα και σε οποιαδήποτε πλατφόρμα. Αν μια δισκέτα περιέχει κωδικοποιημένα αρχεία, αυτόματα σου ζητείται το password. Η μοναδική εταιρία που κατασκευάζει υπολογιστές σ'αυτόν τον κόσμο είναι η Apple. Όλοι ανεξαιρέτως οι ήρωες macintosh χρησιμοποιούν. Το κείμενο αυτό δημοσιεύτηκε στο http://www.blackhumor.gr/Keimena/Ti_mathenoume_apo_to_cinema_Ypologistes.htm.

Προσπάθησε από τις επιλογές ιντερνετ στον πίνακα ελέγχου να σβήσεις τα cookies. Κοίτα εδώ http://www.myphone.gr/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=785 Και τώρα οι οδηγίες. 1. Προσπάθησε να το μετονομάσεις για να το σβήσεις. 2. Μπες στον πίνακα ελέγχου και εκεί που έχει τις επιλογές για να σβήσεις τα cookies΄πάτα στην επιλογή προβολή αρχείων. 3. Πατώντας δεξί κλικ επάνω σε κάποιο από τα αρχεία που παρουσιάζει εκεί βλέπεις ποιες βιβλιοθήκες (dll) χρησιμοποιεί το κάθε πρόγραμμα. 4. Προσπάθησε να το σβήσεις. Συνήθως αυτά έχουν την ονομασια ΧΧΧΧ-ΧΧΧΧΧΧ-ΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΧΧ-ΧΧΧΧΧΧΧ ('οπου Χ αριθμός). Με ξί υπάρχει η επιλογή κατάργηση. Εάν δεν γίνεται τίποτα τότε 5. Πάτα έναρξη - Εκτέλεση και γράψε msconfig. Εκεί θα βρείς τί τρέχει ο υπολογιστής σου όταν ξεκινά. Απενεργοποίησε ότι παράξενο βρείς. 6. Κατέβασε κάποιο πρόγραμμα π.χ. AD-AWARE, REG-CLEANER, EASY CLEANER, SPY SPOOT SEARCH & DESTROY και βάλτα να ψάξουν. Νομίζω όμως ότι κάπου το έχουμε ξανασυζητήσει αυτό. Παρακολύθησε και αυτό http://www.myphone.gr/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=54227

Σωστός. Το έχω και εγώ και μάλιστα την τελευταία έκδοση. Εχει ελληνικά και είναι πολύέύχρηστο. Το μόνο άσχημο είναι ότι βγάλαν updates μόνο μια φορά :(

Μήνυμα Συστήματος Μπορείτε να τροποποιήσετε τα μηνύματά σας μόνο εφόσον δεν έχουν μεσολαβήσει περισσότερα από 5760 λεπτά μετά την δημοσίευσή τους. Στην προκειμένη περίπτωση το χρονικό όριο έχει εξαντληθεί. Αυτό δεν το ήξερα :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------, Κοιτάξτε στις αγελάδες http://www.tucows.gr Εχει αρκετά προγράμματα για καθαρισμό. Βέβαια ο καθένας επιλέγει αυτό που τον βολεύει. Εύκολο μενού, γλώσσα προγράμματος κ.α.

Ετσι νομίζω και εγώ :worry: . Οπότε εάν η τελική απόφαση είναι να μην ξαναμπούν τα XP τότε μόνο format.

Δοκίμασε να κάνεις reset το bios και να το ξαναρυθμίσεις να βρεί τους δίσκους. Δηλαδή: Βγάζεις την μπαταρία και περιμένεις κανένα 5 λεπτο. Εαν έχει τζμπεράκι τότε βραχυκύκλωσε την πρώτη με την μεσαία επαφή. Μπες μέσα στο BIOS και κάνε τις απαραίτητες ρυθμίσεις. Ωρα, ημ/νία και από κάτω επέλεξε και στις τέσσερις επιλογές AUTO. Εαν έχει Autodetect το BIOS βάλε να βρεί τους δίσκους σου. Μπορεί να χρειαστεί να κάνεις αυτή τη διαδικασία δύο φορές ανάλογα με την παλαιότητα του BIOS. Εάν πάλι δεν γίνεται τίποτα τότε με μια δισκέτα εκκίνησης από Win 98 ή Win ME μπές στο DOS και κοίτα εκεί εάν διαβάζεται ο δίσκος σου. Εαν ναι και έχεις στον πρώτο σκληρό τον απαραίτητο χώρο, αντέγραψε όλα τα περιεχόμενα του 2ου δίσκου σου σε αυτό. Μήπως όμως κάτι πείραξες και συνέβει αυτό???? Καμμιά κλωτσιά στο κουτί?????????????? Μήπως ζεστάθηκε πολύ ο δίσκος???????? Μήπως έχει φύγει κάποιο καλώδιο από πίσω??????????? Πάντως τα αρχεία δεν έχουν χαθεί προς το παρόν εκτός και εάν κάνεις format.

Οοοοοοοοπππππππππππππππ. Και ένα τελυταίο για απόψε. http://www.sakopetra.com/php/modules.php?name=coppermine Καλή σας νύχτα. :zzz:

Λοιπόν. Το καλύτερο μέχρι στιγμής. Η άλλη άποψη για τους υπολογιστές. http://www.sendfunpages.com/computer.html :happy:

http://www.errorhits.de/fun-pics-computer.php http://www.funnyhumor.com/cats/46.php http://tubegator.com/picturescomputer.php3